thelesbianguide:

wwruska:

REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

I’m laughing so hard oh my god

Pure friggin gold! 

(via lelamore)

bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

(via precarioussanity)

gingercorn:

aqono:

prettyflyforaredspy:

the-froosh:

youre-notinthis-alone:

accioandybiersack:

reblogging for reference 

Reblogging for future reference 

Reblogging for future reference

that is AMAZING

Woah

That “put it back in the first place you looked for it” is such a good idea. I’m going to start doing that, I think.

Woah so THAT’S why they call it squeeky clean…

(Source: hannahsneakers, via lelamore)

e-zekiel:

Adam Young is my favourite celebrity because I think he forgets he’s a celebrity.

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slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

(via mundanearsonist)

spoondancer:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

Ok, all I’m going to say about this is if I were a thief and I knew about this I would totally kill the person if they did this to me. So I think the best thing to do would actually just comply with the thief and then call the police afterwards. 

Also this doesn’t actually work

(Source: eviehartley, via galasdian)

wikatiepedia:

crimsoncamellianeko:

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary

DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION

(via lelamore)

precarioussanity:

Girls:

wearing shorts that are shorter than fingertip level:

wearing a skirt shorter than fingertip level:

showing a small amount of cleavage:

showing a large amount of cleavage:

bra being visible over top of shirt:

bra straps being visible:

spaghetti-strap shirts/halter tops:

less than an…

stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

(Source: flowers-for-mr-ukki, via lacrimosa-phantom)

mashyumaro:

chooooosan:

Making up making up.

There are no words for how much I enjoyed watching this video.

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